The People's Democratic Republic of Insomnia

"It's just laser beams and power chords--there's no plot at all."

Monday, March 22, 2010

A Visit from the Kaiser?

I was in a local watering hole, making light beer, when I noticed a particular graffito, placed at almost exactly eye level.

It said, "Andy Was Heare".

I thought, "did Kaiser Andy I come to town, write on this bathroom wall, and not say hello? Surely not! The graffito is well over 5 feet off the ground. He'd need a stepstool to write that".

Apparently we have a pretender.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Goodbye to the Dollhouse

Joss Wheedon's latest offering, "Dollhouse", is done. Cancelled after only one-and-a-half seasons. Wheedon fans are asking, "What happened?"

Here's my answer:

In order to be engaging a story needs to have a hero. Not necessarily in the "Conan" sense of the word, but a main character who is interesting to the audience, who we care about. Usually this person is sympathetic, and we want them to "win"--these are symptathetic heros. Sometimes we are more interested in seeing the hero lose (the narrator in _Lolita_ is one example). Some stories have multiple heros (Star Wars IV-VI is a great example of this: I was always a Han fan, other people identify with different characters). Sometimes the multiple hero concept can backfire (Star Wars I: the lack of a primary character (among other problems) led to a disjointed plot that the audience stopped caring about).

Dollhouse was an experiment in the limits of the sympathetic heros. Wheedon sets up his main character (Echo, played by Eliza Dushku) as a mindless shell who we don't sympathize with (although she is HAWT, and he takes the opportunity to dress her in all sorts of fetish gear). This leads to a lack of interest in the story, which leads to lousy ratings, which leads to cancellation. The characterization that Echo does go through later is not enough to bring in significant ratings, and Dushku's cosplay doesn't overcome this flaw.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Discussion Question: Literary Edition

If you could burn one book in all of literature, would you? If so, which one?

OK, now what if you HAD TO burn one book?

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I'll Get to it Later

Friday, March 05, 2010

Hey Andy, Need a Job?

Apparently a Chinese multimillionare/philanthropist* has decided to turn his business acumen toward helping the little people...literally.

He's opening a theme park which will be staffed entirely by dwarves**. Already various human rights groups are up in arms about it, but at the same time he's being flooded with job applications from non-tall persons, who don't have much in the way of employment opportunities in China.

I, for one, will never tell a small person that he can't dance "Swan Lake" if he wants to.

h/t to the other, bigger John Eric for the heads up on this one.


*OK, that part's open to debate
**or midgets, or people of short stature, or vertically-challenged individuals. Pick your nom de petit.

Monday, March 01, 2010

Discussion Question

WARNING: This question involves the TV series "Firefly". Spoilers are involved. Of course, if you're reading this blog and haven't seen the entirety of "Firefly" that would be terminally strange, so....

Discussion Questions brings you:

We're on a boat...IN SPACE...motherf*&3r!

At the end of the episode "Our Mrs Reynolds", Mal and Inara are discussing the cause of her losing consciousness. Mal states, "you let her kiss you" and leaves; Inara looks befuddled.

Our question is: what was Mal actually thinking?

h/t to John and Jenny for bringing up this question