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Friday, September 30, 2011

How to Solve the Budget Deficit

Just a few ideas:

1) Tax rich people more. I agree with Warren Buffet: it's ridiculous that millionaires should be taxed at a lower rate than the middle class. If this means cutting traditional tax shelters, then so be it.

2) Provide fewer governmental services. Stop translating everything into Spanish; cut food stamps and replace them with soup kitchens; let the airlines look to their own security.

3) Decriminalize (and tax!) crimes that do not directly harm third parties. I recommend prostitution and marijuana for starters. Stopping enforcement of these crimes in and of itself would save a fortune nationwide. Legalizing and taxing them would generate another fortune.

4) Reduce the availability of student loans. Too many American youths spend 4+ potentially productive years in colleges, mostly learning how to build bongs. Let 'em get jobs and contribute to the economy instead. I'm all for education if you're going to use it, but many college graduates (I'm looking at you, liberal arts majors) wind up without marketable skills. They then start crappy, low-level jobs 4 years behind their non-college attending peers, not to mention the large amount of debt they carry.

5) Increase the retirement age. Medicare and Social Security were originally pegged so that only a tiny portion of the population would ever draw retirement benefits. As we've prolonged our lives, the retirement age hasn't changed. It would be surprising if this system wasn't under strain. We need to increase the age of retirement to approximately the average age of mortality, so that only 50% of the population draws those benefits. Think of it as a reward for taking care of yourself in your younger years.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Internet Trends q1-2 2011

Sometime, in the past 6 months, internet use for social networking surpassed internet use for pornography.* This is definitely an interesting trend, indicating that either a) internet users are aging and therefore becoming less interested in breasts, b) that older people (who are inherently less interested in breasts) are using the internet in increasing numbers, or c) that Seawolf's web connection was down for a few days.

Opinions?


*I read this on The Oatmeal, so it must be true.