Pet Peeve

If you come to my place of business, and ask for my help with a problem you are having, do NOT grab me while I am trying to fix it for you.

Just sayin'.

That About Sums it Up

"...any animal that has passed through death and fire and wound up in my mouth."

h/t to The Oatmeal

Zombies and Archaeology

Occasionally it amuses me to step back and take a look at the world as an outsider might see it. Usually I can just ask John what a dispossessed pariah thinks of the world, but lately he's had the free time to get much more mainstream....

Too soon?

Anyway, it occurred to me just now that 1) a fair amount of the archaeology of our time will likely focus on the internet and 2) most of that is taken up with porn, amusingly captioned cats, and tongue-in-cheek zombie warnings.

Taken out of context, this is going to lead to some...INTERESTING...conclusions.

Recent Deliveries

UPS must have stopped by today with a package from Lazy International. Despite having only a 36 hour workweek (for now), I really can't get motivated to go to work today.