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Saturday, May 02, 2009

...or not. Seriously, people, it's just the flu. Wash your hands, stay well hydrated. Nothing your mom didn't tell you.

h/t to TRuth News.

At 4/5/09 00:47 , Richard Noggin said...

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At 4/5/09 02:45 , Richard Noggin said...

Careful, Corpsman. Insurance companies and the Media don't like Common Sense Medicine.

Insurance companies are in it for profit and like to use a label,in this case "Swine" to avoid paying claims.

The Media on the other hand wouldn't like your advice since it would derail their sensationalist approach to cranking up the Fear Machine.

Personally, I agree wholeheartedly with your advice. Add Garlic, Vidalia Onion, Carrots, Celery, Egg noodles and the carcass of a big fat Chicken and any flu will flew the Hell on out of here.
At 4/5/09 02:47 , Richard Noggin said...

Yeah, I deleted the first comment because I hate my Bi-Focals and I can't type worth shit. It was the same as the comment above, just with the fat-fingered typos removed.
At 4/5/09 23:09 , Ted said...

While I won't buy into your recipe for Jewish Penicillin, I will agree that it makes a tasty soup.