And Now for a Public Service Announcement
Dear Comrades--
I report to you from the war on Telephone Stupidity for Business Purposes. I am happy to inform you that, following the Battle of the Do Not Call List (when the People rose up and threw off the chains of Telemarketing), we continue in our glorious march to victory.
The People have acquired intelligence regarding a weakness in the Bourgeosie's most powerful telephonic time-wasting weapon, the Interactive Voice Response Menu (known to the Capitalist Running Pig-Dogs as "IVR"). This weapon is insidious, as it wastes the Workers' time on pointless button-pressing thus preventing them from receiving goods and services from the Bourgeoisie Industry according to their needs. Not only is this counter-Revolutionary, but also it prevents Workers from using their time in more productive ways, such as studying, raising crops, feeding garbage to worms, building useful things for the collective, finding amusingly-captioned pictures of cats on the internet, raising children, ranting pointlessly into cyberspace, tending to sick and injured Workers, and whatever it is that Andy does.
I have hidden the plans in this droid....er, pasted the link at the bottom of this blog. To summarize, go to the website, look up the Imperialist Naughty Conglomerate (that's what "inc." stands for) you will be calling, and find the shortest combination of numbers to speak to an actual fellow-worker instead of a computerized slave of the Capitalist Opressors. Remember to recruit the fellow-worker into the Glorious Revolution before you hang up!
Timely Advancement Through United Struggle!
Ted
Don't believe me? Follow this link:
http://ivrhacks.com/
I report to you from the war on Telephone Stupidity for Business Purposes. I am happy to inform you that, following the Battle of the Do Not Call List (when the People rose up and threw off the chains of Telemarketing), we continue in our glorious march to victory.
The People have acquired intelligence regarding a weakness in the Bourgeosie's most powerful telephonic time-wasting weapon, the Interactive Voice Response Menu (known to the Capitalist Running Pig-Dogs as "IVR"). This weapon is insidious, as it wastes the Workers' time on pointless button-pressing thus preventing them from receiving goods and services from the Bourgeoisie Industry according to their needs. Not only is this counter-Revolutionary, but also it prevents Workers from using their time in more productive ways, such as studying, raising crops, feeding garbage to worms, building useful things for the collective, finding amusingly-captioned pictures of cats on the internet, raising children, ranting pointlessly into cyberspace, tending to sick and injured Workers, and whatever it is that Andy does.
I have hidden the plans in this droid....er, pasted the link at the bottom of this blog. To summarize, go to the website, look up the Imperialist Naughty Conglomerate (that's what "inc." stands for) you will be calling, and find the shortest combination of numbers to speak to an actual fellow-worker instead of a computerized slave of the Capitalist Opressors. Remember to recruit the fellow-worker into the Glorious Revolution before you hang up!
Timely Advancement Through United Struggle!
Ted
Don't believe me? Follow this link:
http://ivrhacks.com/
posted by Ted @ 18:40
1 Comments:
At 27/4/07 13:51 ,
KAISER ANDY I said...
A line from "Flower of Scotland":
"We shall rise, now; and be a nation again."
The worse ones are the ones where you have to speak into the computer, and the more aggitated you become, the less it reconizes the words, so you become more aggitated...
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