The People's Democratic Republic of Insomnia

"It's just laser beams and power chords--there's no plot at all."

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Holiday Misgivings

It's close enough to Kwanzaa as makes no nevermind, and folks are starting to get depressed. As one of the many public services we offer here in the People's Democratic Republic of Insomnia, I give you the following words of encouragement:

It's going to get worse before it gets better.

Statistically speaking, you are liked less well and by fewer people than you think.

The cat just wants you to feed it.

The dog, on the other hand, thinks you're awesome.

And so do I.

Happy Holidays from the PDRI.

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