Real Man Movies

As some of you know, I've been working on a list of the Top Ten Movies Every Real Man Must See for a little over a year now.

I am officially declaring that project a bust.

You just can't pick the top ten testosterone flicks. Hell, John Wayne by himself has well over 100. So instead, I'm working on a canonical list of guy flicks.
To be included a movie must contain significant violence, a humorous and/or inept sidekick, and a certain amount of cheesecake (actual exposure may be scaled for date of film release). Explosions and car/horse/spaceship/chariot chases are a definite plus. Points will be deducted for character development or other obvious plot, kissing, or any appearance of Leonardo DiCaprio.

For the first entries:

Conan the Barbarian ('cos Aahnold will PUMP YOU UP)

Escape from New York ('cos it's got Snake Pliskin in it)

Anything with John Wayne ('cos his ghost would kick my ass otherwise)

Caddyshack ('cos Bill Murray blows up a golf course)

and the Special Bonus Entry:
Army of Darkness (if you have to ask, you'll never know)

Suggestions are welcome, preferably with a reason why they should be included.