That's not a sweet nothing!
So today my beloved said the following to me:
I am a mean sack of potatoes.
I will strangle you with my rooty appendages.
Admittedly, I haven't included the context. But still, do I really want to sleep next to a person like this, especially if she knows where the knives are?
I am a mean sack of potatoes.
I will strangle you with my rooty appendages.
Admittedly, I haven't included the context. But still, do I really want to sleep next to a person like this, especially if she knows where the knives are?
posted by Ted @ 14:15
2 Comments:
At 10/11/06 17:58 ,
Yankee John said...
Dude, if SHE has rooty appendages, you are WAY more open-minded than I thought. She does have nice taters, though.
If this post doesn't get me permanantly banned, nothing will.
At 14/11/06 21:51 ,
Ted said...
John, that was rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. It's nice to see that being a father (again) hasn't changed you.
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