The People's Democratic Republic of Insomnia

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Double Digits!

It's official--I've lost 10 pounds since I started the Weight Loss For Remarkably Busy People Program (tm). The jeans I've been wearing are starting to get too baggy, making me look like a gangsta wanna-be. The "old" jeans are too tight, making people think I'm Jewish. What a dilemma! Whatever shall I do?

I've got it...Nudity!

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