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Monday, August 24, 2009

Looks like some German catfish are getting a taste for human flesh. Wonder how that happened?

At 25/8/09 02:43 , KAISER ANDY I said...

Holocaust joke here.

They need some german rednecks to go out there with some twelve packs, fishing poles and some 22s.
At 25/8/09 03:46 , Richard Noggin said...

While I'd love the stage time to "Get Smutty" about the wonderful taste of a woman, it really comes down to basic primal instincts.

Salt. NaCl is what attracts us to our "Food". We sweat and we bathe so we spread out a "chum" of salt when we get into the water with the creatures.

We've all swam in creeks and lakes and had Bluegill nip at our legs. Most of us have caught Catfish who have chewed the shit out of our fingers as we pulled the hooks out of their mouths.

Turns out, we had the last laugh courtesy of Garlic, Cayenne Pepper, and Hot Cast Iron.
At 25/8/09 05:09 , Ted said...

mmm. That sounds pretty tasty, Seawolf.

Anybody want to go catfishing?
At 26/8/09 12:16 , KAISER ANDY I said...

I'm up for it. Blacken the shit out of it and slap it on my plate.
At 27/8/09 06:12 , Ted said...

one pair of freshly-shined shoes for the Kaiser!
At 28/8/09 21:32 , KAISER ANDY I said...

I thought we were talking catfish and not sole?
At 30/8/09 03:11 , Ted said...

You try to give us humor, but you just flounder.
At 31/8/09 21:19 , KAISER ANDY I said...

She said I was a real game fish.
"What's your name?"
Marlin
At 31/8/09 23:52 , Ted said...

Kip Adotta? Really?

You must think I'm a sucker.