If Kipling and McManus had a Love Child...
...He might write like this. Five stars. Ted sez "check it out". But put down your coffee cup first.
posted by Ted @ 19:24
"It's just laser beams and power chords--there's no plot at all."
posted by Ted @ 19:24
6 Comments:
At 8/9/08 13:49 ,
KAISER ANDY I said...
"500 pounds of pure distilled pissed-off in a 25 pound body."
excellent
At 10/9/08 00:19 ,
Yankee John said...
"which chicken is he using?"
"the red one"
"that's the one i'd use."
laughed so hard i choked and had an asthma attack. pure brilliance.
At 10/9/08 14:56 ,
KAISER ANDY I said...
The boys dropped a bowling ball on his car.
At 10/9/08 21:09 ,
Ted said...
no, THREW a bowling ball. With a trebuchet.
At 11/9/08 14:02 ,
KAISER ANDY I said...
"The boys dropped a bowling ball..." was the line that his mom used to Tom when he asked why the army dude had body guards.
At 12/9/08 01:11 ,
Ted said...
yeah, but I got to use the word "trebuchet" in casual conversation.
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